The Referee

Introduction
The Referee shows up whenever a Pram Player makes a mistake during an official game. He is not human. He is equipped with a duster, tranquilizer gun, machete, and large brown leather boots. He has only ever used his machete once.

The Referee was once a regular Pram Referee. But during The 1861 Gatorade Experiments he was changed forever. Because of this, The Referee has developed a mastery of time and space, being able to be at every Pram game, simultaneously all over the planet. His newfound powers also allow him to travel in time. Its unknown just how drastically The Referee has changed our universe. Ever since obtaining these powers, The Referee has made enemies with four god-like beings, referred collectively as The Four Horsemen of Pram Destruction.

The Referee is at constant odds with Ro Shambo.

Arrival and Justice
You will hear The Referee before you see him. When a mistake is made, Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks will begin to play, and grow increasingly louder as The Referee draws closer. Let it be known that where ever a mistake is made, WHEN ever a mistake is made, The Thunder Rolls. The guilty player is sedated by The Referee, and then dragged off to an unknown fate.

the opposing team gets a free penalty kick after he leaves

Popular Portrayals
No photographs of The Referee exist. No paintings of The Referee exist. The picture above is commonly rumored to be a painting of him, but that was debunked as being a painting of Garth Brooks, the writer of Thunder Rolls.

Events caused by The Referee

 * 1883 Eruption of Krakatoa, which blocked out the sun with volcanic ash, resulting in Worldwide Famine. Commonly referred to as The Sunless Year.
 * The Holocaust (Debated)

Instances of The Referee using his Machete

 * see The PA Incident